TanguayFan
Verified Trader,
I'm sure some of you have probably seen this, or some variation of it, but I hadn't and to be honest with you, I think I peed a little when I read it. Of course, you can always substitute in your own teams, but let's face it, the Leafs are probably the easiest to make fun of.......
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
Coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless
man, wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, was struggling frantically to
free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing Montreal Canadian jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious Leaf fan from the water. Then using baseball
bats, the three heroes in red beat the shark to death and hauled it into
the boat also.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there
was some bitter hatred between Leaf and Habs fans, but now I have seen
with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope, "one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know much about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?
Coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless
man, wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, was struggling frantically to
free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing Montreal Canadian jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious Leaf fan from the water. Then using baseball
bats, the three heroes in red beat the shark to death and hauled it into
the boat also.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there
was some bitter hatred between Leaf and Habs fans, but now I have seen
with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope, "one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know much about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?
