Dude, what is your major malfunction? Could you have anymore of the Bochenski sweet swatch market?
Seriously, there is help for your problem. Oh, nevermind, no there's not. I read about this during my medic course for the department. You have a highly infectious disease, I believe they called it "Sioux Flu".
It can cause a man to do unspeakable things like spend mad stacks of loot on collectibles and cards of players from the North Dakota region.
I'm sorry Shawn, you won't beat this disease ever but you can still live a full and productive life from my understanding!
Again dude, another stunning display of vibrant colors and rich ink! Thanks for taking the time to put it all up for us to enjoy!
And get to a doc and have that problem checked out!